Score: 3

"Depressing and sad"

submission: One More Brawl Taunts

date: May 22, 2009

This flash is one of the worst things I have seen and I lurk /b/...It's just depressing...please, for the love of God don't make another one...people, if you want low brow pathetic attempts at humor just go to the source! These jokes are just re-hashes of the oldest 4chan memes with a little bit of gay joke in between. There were occasional jokes that actually had something to do with ironic bits in smash which got you the 3/10 you barely deserve. Example: Toad complaining about being in Peach's dress, kinda funny.
tl;dr more jokes that relate to brawl and less jokes that relate to LOL 4CHAN AND GAY JOKES CRUISE CONTROL

Score: 10

"Excellent Excellent Excellent"

submission: Meat Boy

date: October 9, 2008

As I played this game I couldn't get enough. I started off able to beat every single level but eventually in hell I could barely manage to acquire the three. This makes it a proper challenge, especially with the extra levels after the finish. I liked the slippery controls, it added to the challenge and made the game that much better. Yeah they were sensitive but that was part of what made it good. Thanks for creating such a gem of a game.

Score: 4

"boring and lackluster"

submission: Detonate 2

date: August 21, 2008

What do they put on frontpage these days...This is a bad game. Its boring. I started thinking ah, this is one of those games where you chuck objects into other objects, I suck at those. However, you were kind enough to make it so we don't chuck we merely grab and wherever we let go it floats up a bit then falls, making it feel like we had next to no control on the action. Just plain boring, add more kinds of bombs, something that actually lets you throw the bombs, and an incentive to go for cool combos (also a way for said combos would be nice too.)

Score: 9

"Awwwww is it too hard for you?"

submission: Orbitrunner

date: August 12, 2008

Methinks some folks should go play You Have to Burn the Rope. Honestly people. It isn't that bad. I beat all of it no skips 112 faults. However, each level has a trick to it. The hardest levels simply require you to look at the planets and look at their attributes. Example, level 10 one planet is moving slightly slower than the other. You detract it away from the collision course then lure the faster planet a little lower and with a little effort to keep them from going out of bounds, you're done. Second run through I halved the number of faults I had, and I'm bad at these kind of games. Stop being pansies.

Score: 9

"Spectacular"

submission: StarBaron - Skirmish

date: August 5, 2008

For all of you who are complaining...its too hard...Shut up and go play You Have to Burn the Rope. Sounds like it would be more your level. Sure the computer gets ahead but you just have to outsmart it and be strategic.
Excellent game I love its simple and elegant strategy, less is more. The only reason you do not get a ten is because there is so little in way of modes, which I'm sure you will solve in the actual release. Keep up the good work!

Score: 9

"An excellent Sequel"

submission: Bubble Tanks 2

date: August 5, 2008

I have no idea what the individual below me is talking about. It had a satisfying curve enough challenge to be fun and a customizable tank. these are all the things any of us could have asked for. One thing though, on the final fight, do you think you could've changed the music to something more...well...epic? Well either way great job, it isn't neccesarily spectacular but it is a solid and enjoyable game

Score: 3

"Such potential wasted by utter stupidity"

submission: Shrubbery.

date: June 4, 2008

This could've been so great! It was simple and fun at first, but then you had to go and ruin it all by excluding some of the most simple courtesies as a game maker. First of all, was there any way to pause this thing??? I play while at work and so the ability to pause when necessary is a necessity! Secondly the healing was far too slow. I spent the majority of the game with a tenth of my health because I started poorly. On top of that I poured all my stat points into talent so my healing rate would increase and it was still too slow. Lastly, no continue? What? We didn't even get more than one life?!? Unforgivable! This was what completely ruined the game for me. You had a solid 8 until I lost and was forced to start all over. 3/10 and 1/5

Score: 7

"Good start"

submission: Wooglings

date: May 30, 2008

Its a good start on a game. It is very similar to lemmings, but only in the same way that every platforming game is like Super Mario Brothers. I'm interested to see the other abilities of the various Wooglings. It was very short and not challenging at all. I hope you continue to build upon the base you have created here.

Score: 8

"Nice game"

submission: moss 2

date: May 30, 2008

Yeah, its pretty good, not much thats very fresh or new but it was fun. One thing, I thought the acceleration due to gravity was a bit too fast. It frustrated me at times. I read once that studies have shown that the closer a characters jump is to Mario's the better people like the control scheme. Just a thought. If I felt the jumping was better and more comfortable I would've given you a nine. 8/10 4/5

Score: 7

"Interesting but flawed"

submission: Plop Plop Lite

date: May 29, 2008

I enjoy the concept and its a great start. The things I didn't like were the controls and the pace. The controls felt awkward and strange, I just couldn't make them feel natural. As for the pace, thats pretty self explanatory. It should start off a bit faster, I got too bored to go past level one. 7/10 3/5